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Oct 19, 2014 / 173,438 notes

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

(via doom-muffin)

Oct 19, 2014 / 286,895 notes

penisburps:

lindsaylohoean:

does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe 

i dunno ask will.je.suis

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

cranquis:

satans-fabulous-blog:

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

The puns are pretty sick.

Oooh, those puns make me gel-ous.
Oct 19, 2014 / 188,548 notes

cranquis:

satans-fabulous-blog:

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

The puns are pretty sick.

Oooh, those puns make me gel-ous.

(via mis-pla-ced)

just-another-country-blog:

Played Cards Against Humanity with my little sister and some friends and she freaking played these. I laughed for a good two minutes then sighed because it’s true and she’s realized that at the age of 16.
Oct 18, 2014 / 20,755 notes

just-another-country-blog:

Played Cards Against Humanity with my little sister and some friends and she freaking played these. I laughed for a good two minutes then sighed because it’s true and she’s realized that at the age of 16.

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

Oct 18, 2014 / 323,261 notes

guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

(via thequietterror-ofbeingalive)

totallynotagentphilcoulson:
Oct 18, 2014 / 115,718 notes
Oct 18, 2014 / 298,641 notes

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

(via theunreality-ofreality)

Oct 18, 2014 / 144,811 notes
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Oct 18, 2014 / 594,063 notes
Oct 18, 2014 / 494,506 notes

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

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